The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.