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Witty quote about the Bible's accuracy when thrown at close range, humorous and playful.

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Commentary:
"Perfectly on pointβ€”and on impact! πŸ“šπŸ’₯πŸ˜„"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accuracy, accurate, bible, close, close range, humor, joke, range, sarcasm, throwing on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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