The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Perfectly on pointβand on impact! ππ₯π" Related funny posts π€ The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. I donβt know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes. A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon. Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization. Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.