The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, thatβd be priority #1. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! πΌπ½π Related funny posts π I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatβs the toddler injury. Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out. Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.