32 funny hygiene quotes - Wordgag

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

May 28, 2026

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

May 27, 2026

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

May 27, 2026

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

May 27, 2026

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

May 27, 2026

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

May 27, 2026

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

May 27, 2026

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

May 26, 2026

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

May 26, 2026

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

May 24, 2026

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

May 24, 2026

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

May 24, 2026

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

May 23, 2026

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

May 22, 2026

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

May 21, 2026

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

May 21, 2026

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

May 20, 2026

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

May 19, 2026

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

May 19, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

May 19, 2026

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

May 19, 2026

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

May 18, 2026

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

May 18, 2026

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

May 6, 2026

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Apr 1, 2026

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Apr 1, 2026

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Apr 1, 2026

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Apr 1, 2026

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Apr 1, 2026

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Mar 31, 2026