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"Well, there's a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn't haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂"

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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2 months ago

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Alexa, mute my children.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Going viral on Telegram:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Seen just now on X:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Spotted on Telegram:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Shared recently on Slack:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Breaking via Messenger:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Making waves on Discord:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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