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"Well, there's a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn't haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂"

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25 shares on Slack this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

January is the Monday of the year.

47 shares on X this month:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

68 shares on Threads this month:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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