The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that…

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Commentary:
“Well, there’s a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn’t haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂”

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