Commentary:
"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"
Funny possessions quotes
The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Commentary:
"Well, there's a clear distinction between a Lamborghini and a dead body – one is sleek and fast, while the other is, well, not so alive 🏎️💀 But hey, at least your garage isn't haunted by a Lambo ghost, right? 😂"
My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.
Commentary:
"Trying to declutter is like embarking on a quest to slay the dragon of excess…only to end up cuddling with it instead 🐉✨ Who knew that hoarding could be so cozy and comforting? #DragonDenDeclutterFail"
I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.
Commentary:
"Having a garage sale: The ultimate passive-aggressive way to solve your borrowing problems 🛠️🚫💸 #SecretlyHopeTheyShowUp"
If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
Commentary:
"If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷♂️ #LifeWithDogs"