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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.