The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh. Commentary:Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! π¦ππ #OopsieDaisies Related Funny Quotes π€ The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.” Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up. When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that. Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if theyβre drinking enough water.