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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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88 shares on Reddit this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Spotted on Messenger:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Going viral on WeChat:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Going viral on Reddit:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Making waves on Instagram:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Breaking via TikTok:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Going viral on Slack:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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