The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train. Funny Quotes August 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic. The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.