The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.