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Just unlocked a new level of adulthood where you reluctantly admit mom was right all along… but those eye rolls were totally justified! 😂🙄

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

69 shares on X this month:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Just landed via Discord:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Just shared via X:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Live now on Messenger:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Making waves on TikTok:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Just shared via Threads:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Breaking via Slack:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Just landed via Threads:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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