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Just unlocked a new level of adulthood where you reluctantly admit mom was right all along… but those eye rolls were totally justified! 😂🙄

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

59 shares on X this month:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Just shared via Instagram:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Making waves on Slack:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Making waves on X:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Spotted on Telegram:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Seen just now on Slack:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Making waves on Reddit:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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