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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body part, daily, daily routine, day, eye, eye roll, fitness, humor, joke, roll, routine, sarcasm on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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