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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mystery of men… It's like playing a game of charades where you have to shout out the answer before they even make a move! 🤷‍♀️💡 But hey, who needs surprises when you've got clear communication, am I right ladies? 😂💁‍♀️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, expectations, humor, man, relationship, surprise, tell, time, want on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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