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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?