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  • Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.
  • Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.
  • Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.
  • Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.
  • I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.
  • Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.