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  • Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

    Commentary:
    “Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴”

  • Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let’s hope coffee can fix what sleep didn’t! 😂💤”

  • I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside”

  • I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

    Commentary:
    “Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance”

  • Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

    Commentary:
    “When you say ‘Hey!’ but really mean ‘Zzz…’” 😴😂👍

  • I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

    Commentary:
    Well, who wouldn’t scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they’re just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

  • The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs caffeine when you have a hotline to the morning show! ☕️📻 Rise and shine, it’s time to dial in the day with some witty banter and questionable prizes! #MorningChampions”

  • I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

    Commentary:
    🐓 Rise and shine like a rooster they said, but they forgot to mention the screaming part! 😂 Who needs coffee when you can start your day with a good old-fashioned wake-up call from your inner rooster? Just remember to save the wandering around for after you’ve had your morning brew! ☕ #MorningRoutineGoals

  • I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

    Commentary:
    🌞 “I hate the saying: ‘Get up, the sun is shining!’ What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn’t such a bad idea… at least it’s a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don’t forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦”

  • If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

    Commentary:
    Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don’t panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don’t mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight

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