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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
76 Funny wake up quotes
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.
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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
I miss you when I wake up before you.
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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.
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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰
You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.
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I'm starting to think my dreams have better plot twists than most TV shows 🍿😴🎬
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.
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Why does my bed have to play hard to get right when I have to get up? It knows I have commitment issues! 😴🛌😂
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️