Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.
  • My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
  • Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
  • Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
  • Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.
  • Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.