11 funny items quotes - Wordgag

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

May 24, 2026

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

May 23, 2026

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

May 23, 2026

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

May 22, 2026

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

May 22, 2026

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Mar 31, 2026

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Mar 30, 2026

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Mar 28, 2026

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Mar 28, 2026

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Mar 27, 2026