15 funny purpose quotes - Wordgag

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

May 23, 2026

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

May 23, 2026

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

May 22, 2026

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

May 20, 2026

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

May 19, 2026

Art is about learning to draw shittier on purpose.

May 18, 2026

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Apr 1, 2026

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Mar 31, 2026

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Mar 30, 2026

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Mar 30, 2026

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Mar 29, 2026

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Mar 27, 2026

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Mar 27, 2026