The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Posted onMar 9, 2026Mar 9, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Being early is like throwing a surprise party for yourself—no one else shows up! Related funny posts 😂 I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.” It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak. Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here. I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.