Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.