These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? πΊπ¦΅π Related funny posts π€ I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too. I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.