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When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? 🕺🦵🔍
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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
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Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint
Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.
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When you're more interested in runway clearance than runway fashion. ✈️🛍️👠