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Witty quote about job honesty, playful and humorous text on a background.

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Commentary:
Just updating my resume to include "Professional Unicorn Tamer" and "Champion of Procrastination" πŸ˜‚πŸ¦„πŸ“„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged deception, description, honesty, humor, job, job description, lie, resume, work on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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