They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes. They should invent weekends that are long-lasting. A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent. There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry. They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.