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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Seen just now on Threads:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Going viral on X:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Making waves on Threads:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Trending via Twitch:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Trending via Pinterest:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Freshly posted on X:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Trending via YouTube:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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82 shares on Twitch this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Just landed via Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Making waves on Instagram:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Making waves on X:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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