Commentary:
When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
42 Funny invent quotes
Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.
Commentary:
When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
Did they invent “cold foam” because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream?
Commentary:
Whipped cream got a rebrand, and now it's living that fancy cold foam life 😂☕✨
They should invent a day where it all makes sense.
Commentary:
Still waiting for that day to appear on my calendar 😂🗓️🤔
They should invent a day where I feel normal.
Commentary:
When I find that day, I'll be sure to mark it with a unicorn on the calendar! 🦄📅
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
Commentary:
I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.
Commentary:
Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
Commentary:
Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
Commentary:
Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
Commentary:
Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿