Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals" Related funny posts 😂 Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. Through pottery, we domesticated rocks. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.