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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚
Funny rocks quotes
Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.
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Turning rocks into coffee mugs since 10,000 BC ☕️😂🪨
Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.
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"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals"
Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.
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"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"
Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
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"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"