Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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“Having more intrusive thoughts than a 90s sitcom neighbor 🤯🏠 – at least you won’t hear the laugh track every time they pop up! 😆 #MindFullHouse”

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