Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.