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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

May 28, 2026

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

May 27, 2026

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

May 27, 2026

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

May 26, 2026

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

May 26, 2026

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

May 23, 2026

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

May 22, 2026

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

May 20, 2026

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

May 19, 2026