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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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