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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.