To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.