Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
  • My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
  • Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
  • My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
  • Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
  • I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.