Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.
