Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! 🕯️💡😆" Related funny posts 🤝 White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears. I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.