Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my gut needs a new job description—preferably one with lactose-free benefits! 🥛😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk. Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.