I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Yawning: the universal symbol for "Oops, my brain is on screensaver mode" 😴🧠💬 Related funny posts 🤝 I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver. Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time. Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep. “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.” Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.