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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a…

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a…

Commentary:
Looks like Monday needs an espresso intervention to get its act together 🤔☕️➡️🎉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged act, bribe, coffee, Friday, humor, Monday, motivation, procrastination, trying, weekday, workday on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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