Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Monday needs an espresso intervention to get its act together 🤔☕️➡️🎉 Related funny posts 😂 Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday. Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.