Commentary:
Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸
Funny bribe quotes
People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.
Commentary:
Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.
Commentary:
Looks like Monday needs an espresso intervention to get its act together 🤔☕️➡️🎉
Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.
Commentary:
I'm immune to fear but totally vulnerable to frosting 🍰😂
So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
Commentary:
"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling"