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21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine being social on social media.

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Spreading quickly via X:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Just shared via Slack:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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