Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
  • Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.
  • People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.
  • Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.