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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.