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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Commentary:
"Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'burning desire' 🔥😅 It seems like they're not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff"

am drama fire humor i irony myself nonchalant self set unfortunately

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