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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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My life coach traded me.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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39 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

83 shares on Threads this month:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My middle finger salutes you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Live now on Facebook:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Shared recently on Discord:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

My life coach traded me.

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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