Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
  • If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.
  • I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
  • Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.
  • A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
  • The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.