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Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze
30 Funny naming quotes
The fact that nobody names their kids Achilles, Menelaus, Agamemnon, or Odysseus these days, but here are tons of Hectors around, says a lot.
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Guess all those brave parents took an arrow to the naming knee! 🏹😂
I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.
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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….
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It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.
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Nine months and you go with Chet? I'm naming my next plant after this marathon! 🍼🤔😂
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
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Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
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"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"