Commentary:
Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
28 Funny naming quotes
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….
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It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.
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Nine months and you go with Chet? I'm naming my next plant after this marathon! 🍼🤔😂
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
Commentary:
Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
Commentary:
Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Commentary:
Well, if Lynyrd Skynyrd's influence is to blame for all those extra Ys in names, maybe they were just really big fans of alphabet soup! 🍲🤣 Say goodbye to simple names like Bob and Sally, and hello to Brynly and Skyylynn! Just blame it on Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock on! 🎸🤘