28 funny naming quotes - Wordgag

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

May 28, 2026

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

May 28, 2026

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

May 28, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

May 27, 2026

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

May 27, 2026

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

May 26, 2026

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

May 25, 2026

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

May 25, 2026

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

May 25, 2026

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

May 24, 2026

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

May 23, 2026

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

May 23, 2026

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

May 23, 2026

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

May 22, 2026

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

May 22, 2026

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

May 22, 2026

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

May 22, 2026

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

May 21, 2026

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

May 21, 2026

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

May 21, 2026

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

May 21, 2026

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

May 21, 2026

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

May 20, 2026

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

May 19, 2026

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

May 19, 2026

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

May 19, 2026

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

May 19, 2026

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

May 18, 2026