Commentary:
Finally getting the "I told you so" badge—life's ultimate achievement unlocked! 🏆🎉😄
Funny someday quotes
My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.
Commentary:
Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
Commentary:
Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.
Commentary:
"Trying to emotion like a proper human: a work in progress since forever. 🤖😅 #Humaning101"
I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.
Commentary:
Waiting for that email like it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter, minus the owl. 📧🦉✨