User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’ Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppUser: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time. I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open. Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.