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  • When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
  • Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
  • When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.
  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.