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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.