Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like vaping is the mullet of smoking—not quite business, not quite party! 🚭🎉💨 Related funny posts 🤝 I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping. I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me. In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica. I can’t work under these festive conditions.