Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? ππ±π" Related funny posts π€ The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no. My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses. I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.