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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! πŸŽ‰ Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. πŸš½πŸ“šπŸ’ƒ #ParentingLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bathroom, family, hobby, humor, left, life, management, only, parent, parent life, parenting, responsibility, time, time management, welcome on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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