Commentary:
"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife"
Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.