Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWelcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept. Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies. It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with. Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.