What was the name of the boat in Titanic? Commentary:Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark. When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America. French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.