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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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My favorite color is money.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.