What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Commentary:
“Here’s a novel idea: ‘May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!’ 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!”

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