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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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"Here's a novel idea: 'May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!' 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bear, dark, dark humor, hope, humor, mauled, polite, polite way, sarcasm, someone, tell on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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